1. It may take a few tries, but life gets easier once you figure out the patterns.

– Punch Out (NES)

2. Once you buy a house you’ll never be in debt again.

– Animal Crossing (GC)

3. Look both ways before crossing the street.

– Frogger (Atari)

4. FISH because your princess can always wait a little longer

– The Legend of Zelda (Console)

5. If you don’t like someone then eat them.

– Kirby’s Dreamland (NES)

6. First Aid Kits are absorbed through osmosis

– Any FPS (PC/Console)

7. Animals have money inside them.

– Final Fantasy (NES-PS3)

8. If you need money for pizza, sell your window.

– The Sims (PC)

9. Never waste your diamonds on a hoe.

– Minecraft (PC/PS3)

10. Your unborn children make awesome weapons.

– Yoshi’s Island (SNES)

11. If you try really hard, work your ass off to become awesome at what you do, you will probably lose your significant other.

– World of Warcraft (PC)

12. Real men sleep in their armor

– Every RPG ever (PC/Console)

13. A person’s blood volume often exceeds 78 Litres.

– Dragon Age (PC/PS3)

14. Eat food you find in the trash is good for you

– Double Dragon (NES)

15. Someone being the wrong color is a perfectly okay reason to attack them.

– Halo (PC/XBOX)

16. You can search all your life but your princess will always be out of reach

– Mario Bros. (NES)

17. Bears will fuck you up way more than dragons.

– Skyrim (PC/Console)

18. There is no problem that a change of wardrobe can’t solve.

– Mario Bros. 3 (NES)

19. No matter how strong or powerful you are, some scrub will take you out with a death spell.

– Final Fantasy (Console)

20. Always deviate from your objective, there will almost always be loot.

– Any Game (pc/console)

21. Duck bullets can’t kill a dog.

– Duck Hunt

22. Life’s a water temple, deal with it.

– The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time (N64)

23. Sometimes the universe just hates you.

– Tetris (NES)

24. Certain herbs can be used for “Medicinal” purposes.

– Resident Evil (Playstation)

25. No matter how hard you try, you will die in your underwear.

– Ghouls and Ghosts (NES/SNES/Sega)



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